andrew's definitions

deskmerc

Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals.

I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo, I think he is a deskmerc.

by Andrew December 1, 2003

betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and then mash it in with your dick rapidly

Hey, did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher??

by Andrew March 18, 2005

cybrow

Eyebrows which are joined together over the nose. Also known as 'unibrow'.

"Give that guy some tweezers. He has a total cybrow"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

dodgeball

the sole reason that middle school physical education was created

upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality

kids wish class would last longer so they could play dodgeball for a longer time frame

by andrew May 25, 2004

Take a seat, queer!

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

by Andrew August 10, 2003

Pussyweight

An individual who cannot stomach or handle Bombay. Usually proceeds to act belligerently and embarrass them self.

Bombay? Hell ya, I'm classy. (Night ends about 30 minutes later). Just another pussyweight

by AndREW May 15, 2013