66 definitions by anarcissie

homintern

A mythical conspiracy organization of homosexuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. Members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate sexual favors. Everything was run from catacombs beneath Omaha, Nebraska. Post-Stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn't exist.

Oh, he must have been in the Homintern.

by anarcissie January 13, 2011

yoogly

The next stage beyond oogly. The initial stages are ugly, oogly, yoogly (or yougly), hyoogly, uhhhhyoogly.... (Only assended masters can pronounce the further stages. Don't try this at home.)

"Man, you so ugly you yoogly -- to look in a mirror you got to sneak up behind it and catch it by surprise." (A traditional move in The Dozens.)

by anarcissie May 22, 2008

oogly

The second stage of ugly; that which is beyond ugly. The stages are usually given as ugly, oogly, yoogly, hyoogly. Scientists are at work with facial supercolliders to discover more advanced stages. A parallel branch has been found beginning with 'fugly'.

Those people are totally oogly -- I had to run from the room lest it be catching.

by anarcissie June 10, 2019

skeeve

A dishonest, malevolent, or shady person. Hence, 'skeevy' and 'to skeeve'

J-J became a total skeeve but he seriously needed to steal the cash for his next hit.

by anarcissie September 18, 2020

bag

Throw away (put in a garbage bag)

"Bag your program -- they just changed the specs again."

by anarcissie April 5, 2008

bag

(noun) A conspiracy or conspiratorial or criminal arrangement or relationship; a corrupt official or office

"There's a lot of bags in Baltimore"

by anarcissie April 5, 2008

bag

(adj) As in "bag man", one who collects money for a criminal purpose

"He was a bag man for Gotti back in the day."

by anarcissie April 5, 2008