anOnymous's definitions

Schlapp

You'll Die

You'll Die

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Jetta

A VW the same size as a Golf (being built on the same chassis), slightly smaller than an A4 or a Passat (which share the same chassis as each other, but not as the Jetta), and, in fact, the same thing as an Audi TT (which has the same chassis as the Jetta).

A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.

That ghey Jetta is the worst piece of crap I've ever spent money on.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

halo

In military it is an abbreviation for High Altitude-Low Opening. In terms of a para-jump special forces do it to avoid detection. Soldiers are dropped from a high altitude like 10,000 ft and freefall until they reach about 500 ft or below

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

wester

an amazing, caring, wonderful man/boyfriend and mate! Does not get on with wine (sends him crazy) but otherwise an ok drinker! Someone that you cannot live without!

You're my wester!

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Funaki

Jobber in the WWE. So bad of a jobber, even some nobody called Diamondback beat him. Once said, "Indeed!" Now is SMACKDOWN! NUMBA ONE ANNOUNCER!

...Indeeeeed!!!

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

swiggy

something you utter incomprehensively when you have had eighteen too many beers

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

glaswegian shower

The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003