anOnymous's definitions

shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

Donfusing

When a dumb person says the word confusing with the letter d.

Anonymous: Does that make sense?
RedCircle: It's much more donfusing.
Anonymous: Dumb face.

by Anonymous March 21, 2005

Sappy

When your AIM away messages contain stuff: i want to walk in the rain by myself or i'm here, but i'm sitting in the dark without lights and my head's on the desk.

you're a sappy mofo cause you want to ponder about some girl instead of just having fun.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Dinger

(AUS) Condom

"There's a dirty dinger in the shower, luv!"

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Harry Pothead

1) A spoof of Harry Potter in which the characters smoke weed.
2) An insulting nickname for Prince Harry, who is rumored to have smoked pot.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Ass Hand

1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper

1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

meecrob licker

Andrei is meecrob !

by Anonymous September 29, 2003