anOnymous's definitions

fuckstick

1. a person that is behaving like a complete and total jackass

2. NYCPimp

Quit being a fuckstick.

by anonymous January 20, 2005

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

ehhh

darryl's mating call

that man is moist 'ehhh!'

by anonymous April 7, 2003

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.

Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.

by Anonymous May 9, 2004

penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.

"lol shut up u big penus"

by Anonymous December 22, 2004

dice

you roll dice to hustle mother fuckers for their money.

rolled a seven nigga. now pay me.

by anonymous November 24, 2004

chard

an idiot at work who often messes things up.

Mr. Kernal is such a Chard.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005