umm stiss

when you stroke your penis up and down it makes an umm - stiss sound
he was beating his penis in the bathroom and you could hear an umm stiss sound from the next room
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
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fluck

derived from the word fuck, but you can get away with this one.
fluck i ahve just stubbed my toe!
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"
by Anonymous December 12, 2006
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Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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clittoris

the part of a female's vagina that is located between the lips above the actual hole of the vagina :)
The woman's clittoris is pink
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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jellydoughnut

a prison term for when one man goes down on another man. he sploodges in his eyes and then punches him in his eyes to make a bruise or make him bleed to mark his territory
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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