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Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!
Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
mugGet the Beat your Meatmug.

Dirty Kate

jersey loving committment hating snizatch.
Everyone should have at least one dirty kate in their life.
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
mugGet the Dirty Katemug.

super tow truck

A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
by Anonymous October 9, 2002
mugGet the super tow truckmug.

sobig

one f*cker of an email virus, that nearly destroyed everything for fans of Bill Gates
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
mugGet the sobigmug.

dumbass

by Anonymous September 14, 2003
mugGet the dumbassmug.

bastard

by Anonymous October 28, 2003
mugGet the bastardmug.

poojah

wow poojah is cal-i thats impresive
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
mugGet the poojahmug.

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