Definitions by an extremely depressed bandu
You're going to regret this
What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.
Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
You're going to regret this by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022
dumbfounded
That feeling you get when you get proven as a dumbass after being proven wrong about a specific matter.
Person 1: hey guys fard chronicles 70 is coming out!
Person 2: cap
*later*
Person 2: *sees fard chronicles 70 release trailer* man i just got dumbfounded
Person 2: cap
*later*
Person 2: *sees fard chronicles 70 release trailer* man i just got dumbfounded
dumbfounded by an extremely depressed bandu September 18, 2022
Sunflower
Similar to the term "snowflake", used to describe a person who seems to be stuck as some kind of man/womanchild. Multiple examples may include being a crybaby over the lightest offenses, and translating a light insult into a death threat, among many others.
Person 1: i swear to god those guys are huge snowflakes
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???
Sunflower by an extremely depressed bandu September 7, 2022
Person -1
The first one out of them all.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
Person -1 by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022
Bob
A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.
Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car
Bob by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022