Clive

Clive is a commonly used word to describe a pedophile.

Did you here about that 7 year old boy whose best friends with Clive, what a pedo

by amypercy April 18, 2020

nine

so one time me and my friend were i. a test and the last question was REALLY hard and we both did the most simple thing (we just added the numbers together and you were supposed to do some equation bullshit) and we ended up with the right answer

me: did you get nine for the last question

friend: yeh it's deco wrong tho
me: yeah lol
*get right answer*
*shocked pickachu face*

by amypercy April 14, 2020

Karen

THAT middle aged woman with THAT hair cut saying she wants to see the manager

urban dictionary, you know what you did. i'm karen and i WANT no i DEMAND to see your manager

by amypercy April 14, 2020

tubbo

tubbo

tubbo

by amypercy December 07, 2020

Simp

You.

You are a simp.

by amypercy April 18, 2020

elm so

elm so is another word for 'lmao'. i came across this phrase elm so because of autocorrect. big shoutout to autocorrect.

me: elm so
also me: how the fuck does lmao autocorrect to elm so
friend: lmao

by amypercy April 14, 2020

James

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops

James deserves justices. he deserves to be defined.

by amypercy April 14, 2020