amy's definitions

Jackfucker

Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe

You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe

by Amy December 12, 2003

craic

.The craic (pron. "crack") is the feng shui of a se’siun. It is the combination of the music, the drink, the conversations, the spirit of the surroundings, and trying to make headway with people of the opposite sex. The craic is what drives all emotion and music that comes from the soul.

"How's the craic going?"

by amy March 10, 2004

poconut

term for anyone who, on purpose, chooses to live in the Poconos, and over time experiences a "pocono mind dump", thereby losing all mental function and common sense.

Watchout for route 209 on a sunday, it is crawlin with Poconuts.

by amy April 4, 2003

lovestamp

A small, groomed patch of facial hair directly below the lower lip, typically square. Also: soulpatch.

Man, I didn't think it was possible to have a scraggly lovestamp, but he does.

by Amy January 13, 2005

gayferd

One who has become overly gay.

Man, did you see that gayferd?

by Amy November 24, 2004

rareflares

A tripple headed vibrator.

Swiatched used the rareflares last night! He said it was good. Multiple orgasims.

by Amy October 19, 2003

Chunch

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

by Amy September 30, 2003