amber's definitions

Minivantastic

An adjective to describe a fantastic minivan.

Amber: "Andy, is that a new car?"

Andy: "Why yes Amber, it is a Honda Odyssey."

Amber: "Is it minivantastic?"

Andy: "Sure is!"

Amber: "You're a douche."

by Amber March 18, 2005

Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.

I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.

by amber February 13, 2004

nobetome

no body told me
Response by someone who screwed up

Don,
nobetome to delete spam

by amber January 15, 2005

barroomhero

hot piece of ass, naked perfection, best double fister i know, sexy cab driver

i think i would feed both of my legs to an iguana for one night with that barroomhero

by amber April 12, 2005

butt cleavage

1. to make the butt cheeks purse together 2. to situate onesefl so that surplus butt pops over the top of one's pants

When a girl with a big butt sits on a barstool with her thong all "accidentally" hanging out.

by Amber January 18, 2004

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

zoda

new zealand soda bread.

i absolutely love zoda.

by amber December 16, 2004