alyssa's definitions

paginis

A penis and vagina together; what a hermaphrodite has

"Worms have paginises"

by Alyssa October 12, 2003

emo kid

Music/Lifestyle that involves using emotions to express themselves. Poetry/Lyrics can be a popular way of expressing an "emo kid's" feelings. An "emo kid" is not always sad and depressed, contrary to beliefs. Music is usually a huge influence in an "emo kid's" life.

"Emo Kid" Bands: Dashboard Confessional, The Spill Canvas, The Used,Hawthorne Heights,Eve 6, Relient K

by Alyssa May 13, 2005

buttstein

Pejorative used as a retort against people who mock your intelligence by sarcastically calling you Einstein.

May also be used as a general term for someone being an idiot, along with asshat and fucktard

"Good job, Einstein"
"Shut up, you're a buttstein"

by alyssa April 4, 2005

groddy

Something that is extremely gross

OMG that was a groddy, who would eat a bug?

by Alyssa March 15, 2005

nightrider

white chicks who only fuck black guys

dayum, once you go black, you never go back seemed to be true for Alicia... the nightrider of all time

by alyssa April 6, 2005

posers

A poser is a girl/guy who listens to a certain type of music or dresses a certain way to impress people or to fit into a certain crowd. often times people get mixed up with those who are posers and those who are not. If you go out buy a sk8r-boi sweatshirt and a skate board and go out on the town and ride around and some one shouts out " fucking poser" are you one ? NO! Come on people..you went out and bought the skateboard so you could...erm GET BETTER! Seriously how are you ever going to become a skateboarder if you dont practice and get better? *cough exactly* now in a different situation. Lets say you go out buy a skateboard...by the way you dont even know the brand of the board and you go out with your friends and just sit there while they do there little skateboarding tricks ... so basically you are just there to look cool..then are you a poser. Yah? yes!

stephen22: Hey i bought the board
sk84life: oh awesome...wut is it?
stephen22: um i donno man ...its blue and white...ermmm....ya
sk84life: man get it together... all the guys are talkin bout u now.
stephen22: wut? why?
sk84life: man they r sayin that u are a poser...
stephen22: well...i'm not?
sk84life: when u dont know wut your own board is then we have a problem
....Dead Silence....

by Alyssa June 22, 2004

Facehead

someone who does not understand what your saying or who is acting out of control

"God, stop being such a facehead."

by alyssa January 1, 2004