allen's definitions

spankfuck

1. a person who is a complete and utter asshole
2. a discourteous person
3. to spank your partner with your hand while fucking them

1. Josh thinks he is better than everyone, what a spankfuck.
2. Josh blasts his music early in the morning, what a spankfuck.
3. Bill spankfucked Judy.

by Allen February 9, 2004

showty

partner,peer,friend,associate, some one who you call if you need there attention

hey showty is u going to da atrium?

by Allen June 6, 2004

sulph

master , god , omnipitence

The sulph ownz you bitch

by allen December 9, 2004

dressed to kill

Dressed, as in, such a fashion to look impressive enough, for someone to compliment someone (usually a Man compliments the lady, on this situation) "if looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction"

wow, Celeste, even though this is a semi-formal, you're dressed to kill, babe!

by Allen June 17, 2006

toolgasm

A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.

When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.

by Allen November 4, 2003

Who the screw

(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.

Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!

by Allen October 9, 2006

slooge

1. to ejaculate, come, cum

1. She was so hot I thought I was going to splooge on the spot.

by Allen February 9, 2004