sex lotion

lube
"hey, you got any sex lotion"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.
Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
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Baby Making Snot

Sperm
"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
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Cum Gun

The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend
"lets have a cum gun battle"
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
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cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow
"man, I got cow jacked this morning"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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packing

walking around with a huge dick
"youre packing dude"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up
"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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