all in the name of jesus's definitions

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

sex lotion

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

Cum Gun

The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend

"lets have a cum gun battle"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

packing

walking around with a huge dick

"youre packing dude"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019