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Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.
"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
mugGet the Dog Facialmug.

sex lotion

"hey, you got any sex lotion"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
mugGet the sex lotionmug.

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick
"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
mugGet the Dog Hookermug.

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
mugGet the f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.jmug.

Cum Gun

The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
mugGet the Cum Gunmug.

packing

"youre packing dude"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
mugGet the packingmug.

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up
"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
mugGet the tent in your pantsmug.

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