Definitions by all in the name of jesus

VSCO girl 

An annoying ass girl from class of 2023 who wears pookah shell necklaces and carries her hydro flask with her everywhere. She has scrunchies up and down both arms and thinks wearing a long t-shirt is an exception for not wearing pants.

"if I see another VSCO girl saying some sksksksksksksksk type shit I'm gonna kill myself"

VSCO girl by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

sex lotion 

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

sex lotion by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

cow jacked 

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

cow jacked by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

tent in your pants 

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

tent in your pants by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

packing 

walking around with a huge dick

"youre packing dude"

packing by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j 

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

kael

a guy with a really bad farmers tan

"yooooo you have a kael goin on"

kael by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019