cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 30, 2019

sex lotion

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

by all in the name of jesus August 30, 2019

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 30, 2019

kael

a guy with a really bad farmers tan

"yooooo you have a kael goin on"

by all in the name of jesus August 28, 2019

Cum Gun

The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend

"lets have a cum gun battle"

by all in the name of jesus August 28, 2019

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 28, 2019

VSCO girl

An annoying ass girl from class of 2023 who wears pookah shell necklaces and carries her hydro flask with her everywhere. She has scrunchies up and down both arms and thinks wearing a long t-shirt is an exception for not wearing pants.

"if I see another VSCO girl saying some sksksksksksksksk type shit I'm gonna kill myself"

by all in the name of jesus August 30, 2019