all in the name of jesus's definitions

Baby Making Snot

Sperm

"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

packing

walking around with a huge dick

"youre packing dude"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

sex lotion

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019