dopplegangorama

When you double take because you think you've seen a celeb when it's only a nobody that looks very like a celeb.

Dopplegangorama! That was soooo Daniel Craig on that push bike B.T.W!

by ali_b May 16, 2007

knobskinner

Someone who acts in an idiotic manner. A twat. A wanker.

He's such a fecking knobskinner.

by Ali_b January 11, 2007

fridge poetry

A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

We got in fit shaced last night and did our best fridge poetry yet.

by Ali_b January 23, 2007

muff management

Collective noun describing activities including trimming, shaving, waxing and plucking aimed at the reduction or removal of muff.

Rachel: 'Are you going swimming today?'
Alison: 'No, I can't- I've been a bit lax on the muff management front.'

by Ali_b January 23, 2007