alfonso's definitions

malinsky

noun.

1. A liesurely shit
2. A shit taken at your own home or in the trust tree

mortinsk

Ben took a two-hour mortinsk after partaking of some spicy sausage.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

dudinsky

noun.

1. extremely large shit
2. odoriforous stool caused by excessive consumption of alcohol and spicy food

Jay had to take a dudinsky during the exam.

by alfonso May 2, 2004

dudinsky

doobledinsky - related word

a double dudinsky

by alfonso May 4, 2004

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

cmunt

<i>noun</i>

1. A person who insists on poisson arrival even if no one is even coming to your party.

<i>adj.</I>

2. Related Word dudinsky

<i>All Grammatical Areas</i>

3. The original, old school, dirty version of smunt. It's pronounced the same.

1. He is a cmunt.

2. Jay acted in a cmuntly manner.

3. You cmunted that cmunt in a very cmuntly manner.

by alfonso January 19, 2005

Mayren

A really pretty and smart person.
She is rarely seen, lol.

Una persona muy bonita e inteligente.
Rara vez es vista, jaja.

Oh my God!! Is that Mayren?!?!

Oh Dios mio!! Esa es Mayren?!?!

by Alfonso December 13, 2004

mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004