alf's definitions

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

shroom slap

A shroom slap is when someone uses their dick to slap someone across the face, leaving an imprint looking like a shroom on their face.

Dude, guess what?! Getz told me that Jeff gave this one guy a shroom slap on the bus!

by ALF June 22, 2004

u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.

(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.

by Alf May 19, 2006

tastes snatchy

something that taste pasty or faintly bitter

1: This cream tastes snatchy!!!

by ALF December 23, 2004

bamzu

When a person sticks a plunger on a wall and runs at the handle backwards effectively inserting the handle into the anus.

Last night at the party someone dared me to do a bamzu

by ALF April 15, 2005

shittercritter

the septic tank truck

Here comes the shittercritter, plug yo nose.

by Alf October 7, 2003

S.W.A.T

soutwest atlanta, the hood

we got all crunk in the S.W.A.T.'S

by alf April 12, 2004