u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.
(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.
by Alf May 12, 2006
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Tut-Tut

A dismissive comment for the overly zealous. Usually accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture.

Can also be used as a verb. Ie:
Tut-tutting
Serena: I think I should be a writer!
Alf: Tut-tut, surely you need to know how to read first.

Or

Serena: Quit Tut-tutting all my ideas asshole!

Alf: Sorry
by Alf April 11, 2005
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shroom slap

A shroom slap is when someone uses their dick to slap someone across the face, leaving an imprint looking like a shroom on their face.
Dude, guess what?! Getz told me that Jeff gave this one guy a shroom slap on the bus!
by ALF June 23, 2004
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S.W.A.T

soutwest atlanta, the hood
we got all crunk in the S.W.A.T.'S
by alf April 12, 2004
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Peado

Nick ford is a...
by Alf November 25, 2003
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Jonesy

1.An awesome example of something that mixes Rock and Roll and everyday life.

2. Something Trashy, Punky, Independent, and stylish.

After Steve Jones, Formerly of the Sex Pistols, and presently the host of Jonesy's Jukebox on INDY 103.1 Los Angeles
INDY 103.1
Garden State was so Jonesy.

No way dude..have you ever seen Sid and Nancy?

No, not Jonesy in a Literal sense. I mean JONESY like Life Aquatic.

Troy?

Not Jonesy.
by Alf January 18, 2005
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rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.
by alf November 03, 2003
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