alex's definitions

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

new york minute

The time between the light turns green and the guy behind you honks his horn.

That bitch got pissed off in a New York Minute when i stole her shit.

by Alex December 10, 2003

Transcendentalism

in search for something that you do not have. refers more to freedom and getting controll of your life instead of being governed by others.

The men was seeking for Transcendentalistic life to get away from his troubles.

by Alex December 10, 2003

rizzled

Orgins of this slang word prolifterated throughout the KCMO area after a man named Moose Dizzle migrated from Denver, Colorado. According to Moose Dizzle the term rizzled is to be defined as, being extremely stoned before class or drunker than fuck during the week

"I'm rizzled, let's go to economics."
"I'm rizzled, I hope I don't miss my test tommorrow."

by alex December 12, 2003

ounce

28 grams of marijuana, $160-$200 canadian, pay any more and your getting ripped off

hey there junior high kids, wanna buy an ounce for $300?

by alex December 12, 2003

watto

life devoted to counter terrorism

oh no, hes getting away!

by alex December 14, 2003

intermate

copyright alex wajsfelner
2003

i came up with this term and definition

by alex December 14, 2003