kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 02, 2003

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 21, 2004

kissyface

1) james lee
2) flirtacious

has many usages. but is without meaning until put in a sentence where the context gives it meaning.

-he's kissyface
-they're playing kissyface
-what a kissyface

by alex January 19, 2004

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.

What else can I say? He is a god!

by Alex January 06, 2005

borange

Borange, the term used to describe a crusty old lady

aww! check out THAT borange

by Alex January 06, 2005

yogasm

When you strech your dick so much from yoga, you have an orgasm.

After getting in touch with nature, I got in tiuch with myslef and had a yogasm.

by Alex August 09, 2004