alex's definitions

starkers

Being in the nude or naked

walking out of the shower with no clothes on and your friends are there to greet you.

You: O shit! you caught me starkers
freinds: ahh! my eyes! my eyes!

by Alex January 25, 2005

tigobitties

Super Big Titties On A Person

Hey, that manhoe-biscuit gots some small tigobitties

by Alex May 13, 2005

red ass

when your ass turn red from chafing and you start walking funny. (not fun)

damn i got the redass from walking so much!

by alex January 17, 2005

feminist

can be either of the two:

1. a rational-thinking woman who just wants women to be treated equally among men; you will not see many on CNN or MSNBC

2. A sexist hag who wants men castrated and made untouchables, the kind who wants women to rule the world. Also see lesbian although lesbians don't necessarily have to be feminists.

by Alex August 21, 2003

prep

If you are a prep then you apply to the following:

*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!

prep: dude, i like got this fuckin polo at abercrombie. look im poppin the collar! im a pimp now, huh?
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe

by Alex July 23, 2008

gollo

fat (gordo)

by alex October 30, 2003

short bus

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

by Alex February 2, 2003