alchoholicanonymous's definitions

interest rape

When banks get money for next to nothing from the federal reserve and then loan it out to consumers at high interest rates.

My Visa Card has a 30% interest rape. Time for a balance transfer.

by alchoholicanonymous September 18, 2017

Obortion

Any abortion which takes place during Obama's reign of terror. Any abortion that can be attributed or linked to Obama's stance on partial birth abortion, stem cell research, or any late term abortion.

She got knocked up, and Obamacare came to the rescue by fully funding her Obortion.

by alchoholicanonymous April 7, 2015

watermelonoma

A type of brain cancer typically contracted by the negro population which makes them desire Watermelon with every meal. See also Chicken Pox.

Dat nigga gotz a a bad case of Watermelonoma.

by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015

Obamarig

The act of a President illegally using executive power to pass a bill or law without the approval of congress.

Obama just obamarigged another unconstitutional immigration law onto the books.

by alchoholicanonymous April 9, 2015

windows pista

Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.

I had to upgrade my version of windows since Windows Pista will no longer work.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015

life

A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.

Life sucks, then it's over.

by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015

niggerolex

a fake rolex commonly worn by would-be rappers in order to pick up chicks

That two bit rapper was flashing his niggerolex down at the bar for all to see. Anyone with half a brain knows its fake.

by alchoholicanonymous December 10, 2016