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fano

A very fast action (for instance fast speech or fast hand movements, or even fast dancing - but never fast driving), more often than not induced by the excess use of cocaine.
I couldn't make out what he was saying, I think he pulled a fano.
It happened so fast, not even fano would've kept up with that.
by alan April 6, 2004
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Mud eater

Derogatory term for an extremely biggoted person from the South, who acts in a condescending or even threatening way towards anyone not of Anglo-Saxon, Anglo-Celtic ancestry.

Word often used by Blacks, who have the misfortune of running into someone who is biggoted.

The term originates from the practice in some Southern states of eating kaolin, a kind of clay which is said to ease digestion.
Did you hear that mud eater? Couldn't stop talking about how the Mexicans were stealing his job. Did you hear what he called Thomas? The nerve of that asshole!
by Alan May 9, 2004
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mobojo

a hot girl that walks and talks weird
by alan November 22, 2003
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jaunbrand

a very very short person (or other short object)
Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand.
His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand.
by alan April 6, 2004
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the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.
is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?
by alan October 21, 2004
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snerpelt

one who snivles and gripes a lot
by alan April 16, 2003
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parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face
dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute
by Alan September 29, 2003
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