alan's definitions

frandom

Like "Random" only with an "f" at the start.

What the funk, that was frandom.

by Alan May 16, 2005

oeuvre

A word used by literature professors to express superiority.

"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."

Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."

by Alan April 15, 2005

crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

by Alan October 1, 2004

louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.

jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.

by alan June 14, 2004

Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

by alan April 20, 2005

pigs

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.

Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.

by Alan March 10, 2004

satan's little helper

a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.

hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.

by alan June 14, 2004