hawk

A nationalist, a war supporter.

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.

by Alan May 14, 2004

fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...

by alan April 07, 2004

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 09, 2004

Boojum chaser

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.

The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.

by Alan May 09, 2004

deward

Possessing all the resources in order to execute a task at hand, and then failing to pull it off. Often used in a romantic context. See dewardt.

Nope. He went home alone after pulling a deward.

by alan April 07, 2004

gynormous loser

People named Nikki or called Nikki or something to that sort.

I was talkin to this chick Nikki and she was such a gynormous loser.

by alan January 02, 2005

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004