alan's definitions

fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...

by alan April 7, 2004

Rimjob

When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole

by alan August 2, 2003

louwtjie

An Afrikaans version of Loki: the Norse god of lies and trickery, the most underappreciated and misunderstood of the Norse Gods. Loki is often called the Sly One, the Trickster, the Shape Changer, Sky Traveler and the Side Kick.

According to Norse myth Loki is the god of mischief, according to Afrikaans myth Louwtjie is the god of 'kattekwaad', also known as 'die myn konyn'.

jaunbrand's mom called him 'louwtjie'.

ma! waar is die kaalblad-tydskrif?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog fano het dit!

ma! waar is die dagga?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog jy het als opgerook!

by alan June 2, 2004

Solsbury Court C4

Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).

Please don't make me go to Solsbury Court C4! I'm begging you!

by Alan January 19, 2004

ur monkey

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!

by Alan November 17, 2004

Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan August 17, 2006

Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 9, 2004