Definitions by al-in-chgo

jackoff artist 

A person (usually a man) who is good at masturbation, but since that rudimentary skill requires no particular training, it's usually used to mean someone who has no particular skills at anything beyond masturbation. An American way to designate a "wanker."

"Bob says he's an air-guitar artist."

"Bob is a jackoff artist at best. I'm not even sure he can perform air-guitar."

jackoff artist by al-in-chgo April 1, 2013

husballs 

A husband's balls. Owner can be gay or straight, or a husbear's (gay bear husband's) balls.

"I got so mad I wanted to kick him right in the husballs. But then I realized there'd be nothing to do that evening."

husballs by al-in-chgo February 4, 2013

S and M 

"Standing and Modeling" in one of Chicago's gay bars at a time that a less-than-convivial mood prevails.

If you mean "sadomasochism," just say "SM."

"I was at Sidetracks last night and it was pure S and M -- nobody wanted to talk to anyone."

S and M by al-in-chgo January 25, 2013

horses and bayonets 

Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 1917. Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)

"The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917."

"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."

horses and bayonets by al-in-chgo October 23, 2012

double donging 

Getting penetrated in the same orifice at the same time by two men.

"That twink was in for a massive double donging by two muscle daddies."

double donging by al-in-chgo August 17, 2012

tat sleeve 

Short for "tattoo sleeve": A tattoo that covers all or most of a person's forearm, as though it were the sleeve of a shirt.

Duane ("The Rock") Johnson has a very impressive tat sleeve.

tat sleeve by al-in-chgo August 13, 2012

jackoff buddy

A friend who helps you with mutual masturbation, usually male-on-male.

A jackoff buddy promises a more limited repertoire than a fuck buddy.

jackoff buddy by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012