akararules's definitions

Pre-signing On

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

by akararules July 6, 2010

Un-Wikileakable

The word used to describe 1.(a) website(s) that is so amazing that Wikileaks craps their pants when they try attempting to hack it. 2. Top secret documents that if released by Wikileaks would result in thousands of riots around the world until every person held responsible for the release was brutally executed.

1. Urban Dictionary is the most amazing un-Wikileakable website ever that Wikileaks knows wtf would happen to them if they tried hacking it.

2. If Wikileaks published Un-Wikileakable documents such as one stating that the Pope had sex with prostitutes around the world and was really Muslim then they would have the shit kicked out of them for it.

by akararules December 11, 2010

Second Family

The collective word for your aunt, uncle and cousins

Yeah we are going to go visit my second family next week. (Uncle Jared, Aunt Sarah, Cousin Jennifer, Julie and Dylan)

by akararules July 24, 2010

TV Magic Moment

The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.

Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some

TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!

Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment

by akararules June 29, 2010

Facebook Evidence

When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.

Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.

Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win

by akararules July 6, 2010

McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

by akararules July 6, 2010

ESPN69

ESPN's very own adult only channel featuring the world's top sexthletes and top news including any sexual charges such as rape, domestic abuse etc.

STEVE: Hey Joe did you hear about the new rape charges against Ben Rothlisberger?

JOE: Nah man what channel was it on???

STEVE: ESPN69

by akararules June 27, 2010