TV Magic Moment

The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some

TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!

Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
by akararules June 29, 2010
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Hi I'm An Annoying Fuck And I Like To Make Annoying Acronyms For Long Sentences Because I Have Nothing Better To Do Because Everyone Hates Me. Also refers to people who talk in acronyms either on facebook or aim etc.
Because Josh had no friends and thought he was funny he made lots of annoying aconyms which made him a HIAAFAILTMAAFLSBIHNBTDBEHM

Julie: HWU? (Hey What's Up?)
Aaron: What?
Julie: ISHWU?! (I Said Hey What's Up?!)
Aaron: No one likes you!!!!!!!!!!
by akararules July 06, 2010
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A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
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Facebook Evidence

When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.

Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.
Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win
by akararules July 06, 2010
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Drunk on Life

When you are completely oblivious to anything occurring while you are walking, running, or just plain moving as you create mayhem for other people without realizing it because you think the whole world revolves around you and you don't have to be careful for anything.
Stephanie the typical teenage girl was drunk on life when she walked over an old lady and walked into oncoming traffic as she was texting creating a huge accident.
by akararules July 09, 2010
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Double Crack

When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go
John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking
by akararules July 27, 2010
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Once a Marathon Match

Based on the 11 hour 5 min match at Wimbledon featuring Nicholas Mahut (FRA) and John Isner (USA) where they played 138 games in the fifth set alone and where most records were completely shattered.
It refers to anything an event or oddity that will almost positively never happen again.
The strange disappearance of an entire civilized city in Mexico was a once a marathon match
by akararules June 27, 2010
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