The word for the occurrence of multiple tabs or windows of Facebook open at the same time only because one gets tired of no activity on Facebook but assumes that when he/she opens another tab a notification or something exciting will pop up.
by akararules August 11, 2010

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
by akararules July 06, 2010

The word used to describe 1.(a) website(s) that is so amazing that Wikileaks craps their pants when they try attempting to hack it. 2. Top secret documents that if released by Wikileaks would result in thousands of riots around the world until every person held responsible for the release was brutally executed.
1. Urban Dictionary is the most amazing un-Wikileakable website ever that Wikileaks knows wtf would happen to them if they tried hacking it.
2. If Wikileaks published Un-Wikileakable documents such as one stating that the Pope had sex with prostitutes around the world and was really Muslim then they would have the shit kicked out of them for it.
2. If Wikileaks published Un-Wikileakable documents such as one stating that the Pope had sex with prostitutes around the world and was really Muslim then they would have the shit kicked out of them for it.
by akararules December 11, 2010

Hi I'm An Annoying Fuck And I Like To Make Annoying Acronyms For Long Sentences Because I Have Nothing Better To Do Because Everyone Hates Me. Also refers to people who talk in acronyms either on facebook or aim etc.
Because Josh had no friends and thought he was funny he made lots of annoying aconyms which made him a HIAAFAILTMAAFLSBIHNBTDBEHM
Julie: HWU? (Hey What's Up?)
Aaron: What?
Julie: ISHWU?! (I Said Hey What's Up?!)
Aaron: No one likes you!!!!!!!!!!
Julie: HWU? (Hey What's Up?)
Aaron: What?
Julie: ISHWU?! (I Said Hey What's Up?!)
Aaron: No one likes you!!!!!!!!!!
by akararules July 06, 2010

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH
Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
by akararules July 06, 2010

The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some
TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!
Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some
TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!
Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
by akararules June 29, 2010

The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some
TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!
Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some
TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!
Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
by akararules June 29, 2010
