akararules's definitions

Status Battle

A Status Battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. You and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.

Status Battle Examples

Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)

Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO

by akararules July 17, 2010

Knowledge Shopping

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.

Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book

by akararules July 6, 2010