ESPN Stat
A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative
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ESPN SportsCenter
A showcase for everything Yankees, Red Sox, and Barry Bonds. Started going downhill in the mid 90's and now has reached the bottom of the pit. Without a doubt, employs the most annoying and unfunny anchors on any channel. It would be nice to see sports highlights without some talking head shouting out lame catchphrases and drooling over David Ortiz.
This could very well be an exchange between sportscenter anchors in the near future:
*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.
Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!
Horrifying. Simply horrifying.
*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.
Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!
Horrifying. Simply horrifying.
ESPN SportsCenter by Ace McDude September 10, 2008
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ESPNsane
-Adjective
1.In a state of mind that results in watching the same late night episode of "Sports Center" repeated over and over while expecting a different result.
2.(of an action or quality) Characterized or caused generally by drugs and/or insomnia.
1.In a state of mind that results in watching the same late night episode of "Sports Center" repeated over and over while expecting a different result.
2.(of an action or quality) Characterized or caused generally by drugs and/or insomnia.
Joe - I did a bunch of blow last night and watched Sports Center 7 times in a row, I could have sworn they described the Twins game differently each episode.
John - Nah bro, it was that yayo you did, you went ESPNsane
John - Nah bro, it was that yayo you did, you went ESPNsane
ESPNsane by Team Captain1 May 21, 2013
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