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ESPN Stat 

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative
ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
ESPN Stat by Rbern18 January 25, 2022
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ESPN SportsCenter 

A showcase for everything Yankees, Red Sox, and Barry Bonds. Started going downhill in the mid 90's and now has reached the bottom of the pit. Without a doubt, employs the most annoying and unfunny anchors on any channel. It would be nice to see sports highlights without some talking head shouting out lame catchphrases and drooling over David Ortiz.
This could very well be an exchange between sportscenter anchors in the near future:

*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.

Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!

Horrifying. Simply horrifying.
ESPN SportsCenter by Ace McDude September 10, 2008

ESPNsane 

-Adjective

1.In a state of mind that results in watching the same late night episode of "Sports Center" repeated over and over while expecting a different result.
2.(of an action or quality) Characterized or caused generally by drugs and/or insomnia.
Joe - I did a bunch of blow last night and watched Sports Center 7 times in a row, I could have sworn they described the Twins game differently each episode.
John - Nah bro, it was that yayo you did, you went ESPNsane
ESPNsane by Team Captain1 May 21, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
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