The condition of being unable to control spending, often extending even to the point of printing more money just to spend it.
"How did we get more than $16 trillion in debt? Could it be because of the federal government's dollarrhea?"
by ak4mc February 19, 2013
A holder of any one of myriad possible jobs in the field of journalism, from the noble reporter of news on down to the gossip columnist or the sleazeball who puts his byline on a press release and submits it unaltered for publication. Derives from the verb "to journalize," which shares with the public's respect for journalists the fact of being non-existent. For reasons as yet undetermined, actual respectable reporters have even embraced this vacuous label.
From what he told me about his job I thought he was some kind of hard-nosed reporter dedicated to getting at the truth and telling it to the public -- but when I asked him again what he told me was, he was a journalist. So I shot him in the head.
by ak4mc March 02, 2011
by ak4mc September 05, 2011
(verb) The act of putting an idea, proposal or document through examination by a bureaucracy or bureaucratically minded administrator.
"I had a great idea but I don't know what it'll look like once management gets done bureaucrapping all over it."
by ak4mc September 05, 2011
Back in the early 1960s the Giants left the Big Apple for the Big Fruit Salad, and they haven't been the same since.
by ak4mc October 25, 2010
An internet acronym signifying "Not just no but hell no." Used when rejecting a proposition that is beyond merely unacceptable.
"You want me to hire people who can't do the job, pay them a higher wage than they're worth, give them benefits even I don't get and pay more in taxes for the privilege? NJNBHN."
by ak4mc October 12, 2011
A consequence of random chance (a force which affects everyone equally and is therefore the fairest thing in life) (contrary to the bitching, whining, moaning and complaining of people who think it's "unfair" that other people make more effective use of luck than they do) (seriously, the difference between "bad" luck and "good" luck is WORK) (dammit).
"So he and I found a bundle of $100 bills, and we split them up evenly, and he spent his on women and booze while I invested mine and got rich, and now he's pissed off because I was 'lucky.'"
by ak4mc September 23, 2011