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Definitions by aivalleb

Price rape 

When a company i.e. Nike hypes and hypes a product and then releases the product at a ridiculously high price, then get away with it because everybody wants it so badly.
Anthony: Did you see the price tag on those shoes?!?

Lucas: Yeah, it was ridiculous.

Anthony: Talk about a price rape.
Price rape by Aivalleb December 27, 2009

Yard Steal

A yard steal is when a group of people go to an existing yard sale when the owners aren't there and steal all the stuff they want.
Joe: Hey, did you see the Hendersons are having a yard sale?

Pete: Yeah, there was some pretty cool stuff.

Joe: Word, I was thinking we wait 'til night and pull a yard steal on them.

Pete:Great idea!
Yard Steal by Aivalleb December 8, 2009

Group Whore 

A group whore is someone who, during group projects in school joins one group only to leave it for another and then comes back and then leaves again while still pretending to be part of the original group.
Callum: Hey, can I join your group?
Anthony: Sure.
Callum: I'll be right back (goes to other group)
Lucas (in Anthony's Group): What's going on.
Callum: Ok, what's the answer to number 5?
Anthony: I'm not telling you!
Lucas: You're a group whore Callum!
Group Whore by Aivalleb October 20, 2009
An exclamation made just before giving a high five to someone to signify the high five that is coming.
Anthony: So then I told George that I was the one who egged his house last weekend!

Lucas: Up top!

(High five occurs)
up top by Aivalleb September 29, 2009

Reader's Block 

When reading a boring piece of literature, such as a school Biology textbook or assigned reading book for English, you seem to lose track of time and begin reading the same sentence over and over again, while absorbing none of it.
Anthony: Hey Callum, how do you think you did on the Bio test?

Callum: I think I did pretty bad, I had major reader's block last night trying to cram for the test.

Anthony: Man, I hate reader's block.
Reader's Block by Aivalleb September 15, 2009
The property of having such an enormous butt that for all practical purposes is actually 2.
Anthony: OMG, have you seen the new substitute teacher ?!?

Max: Yes!

Anthony: Dude, its not cool, I think she's biassed, she was sitting in two chairs instead of one!
Biassed by Aivalleb September 15, 2009

Chromantic 

N. Someone who is romantically attracted to certain colors.

Adj. A certain color that attracts people in a romantic way.

Origin: Chromatic (having to do with colors) + Romantic (you know what that means)
N.
Joe: How come Bob always tries to date every girl who wears the color orange?

Anthony: Dude's a chromantic.

Adj.
Max: Why does everyone try to date that girl when she wears that green shirt?

Anthony: That's a chromantic green.
Chromantic by Aivalleb August 2, 2009