Definitions by aguynamedandy

weed 

you smoke it
it gets you high
you usually love it

dont smoke weed if your friends dont
you will lose them as your friends
...which is why i quit.

weed by aguynamedandy December 9, 2008

chamillionaire

To all the dumbasses that call him a Wanksta:

Chamillionaire grew up in notoriously dangerous inner-city neighborhood in North Houston called Acres Homes

chamillionaire is the shit

chamillionaire by aguynamedandy February 8, 2007

Jesus 

Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.

There are two religions that believe in Jesus, Christianity and Islam.

Jesus by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006

Dro 

marijuana grown hydroponically, meaning without soil, and underwater. often mixed with cocaine.

That is the most simple definition of dro.

Dro by aguynamedandy June 30, 2006

religion 

See: bullshit
Religion is brainwashing and unecessary.
Jews have been idiots thinking they are the "chosen people"
Christians have been stuck drinking the blood of Jesus everyday.
Muslims have been very unmodern and brutal to fellow humans.
Source of anti-Semitism and Islamophobia
Reason why Bush was reelected? Religion was.

Christian : JESUS WAS THE MESSIAH AND THE SON OF GOD!!
Jew : Jesus didn't fullfill the messianic prophecies! And if Jesus was God how did her die on the cross? Hmm...
Muslim : No you idiots! Jesus wasn't killed! Allah put a fake Jesus on the cross and put the real Jesus in heaven.

.....Argument never ends until someone is shot......
.....Everyone....this is what religion does to you......

religion by aguynamedandy April 21, 2006

judaist 

One who practices Judaism.
One who is Jewish.
Same thing as a Jew.

I know that you are a Jew, but I am gonna call you a Judaist.

judaist by aguynamedandy November 21, 2005

sefeed 

Deragetory term for white people in Farsi.

It litteraly means 'white'.

When used, it is supposed to mean 'whiteboy'.

Hey, salom sefeed, khoobi?

sefeed by aguynamedandy October 29, 2005