adrian's definitions

f-u

Possibly the worst finisher in pro wrestling history, done by none other than john cena. You want to know what an f-u feels like? Do a somersault on your bed. That probably hurts more than the fucking f-u.

The f-u, one of the most "devastating finishers" WWE has to offer.

by Adrian July 3, 2006

Darth Vader syndrome

When someone goes from a whiny little bitch to an unstoppable badass, a la Anakin to Vader in the star wars prequels.

He's suddenly got darth vader syndrome.

by Adrian October 13, 2006

ghost recon 2

the sequel to ghost recon. takes place in 2007 on ps2 and 2011 on xbox last time I checked. out now on xbox and coming to ps2 sometime in december.gamecube and pc? next spring suckas. banned in korea because they said the story "went too far"

then the koreans said it was obvious to the rest of the world how much we hated them. it's just a game

by Adrian November 26, 2004

george w. bush

Someone that the US government allows to define torture. I'll tell you what torture is: this jackass running the country.

What next? Will george w. bush be allowed to "define" war and draft?

by Adrian October 5, 2006

alchemy

The Hermetic science and art of causing change, both physically and spiritually. The term is also used to describe the spiritual practices of chemists from other ancient cultures, such as ancient Chinese "alchemists." In the old days, there was no division seen between spiritual and physical practices, but for the sake of modern obsession with duality, alchemy can be divided into two types.

Practical alchemy _is_ chemisty, studying and manipulating the properties of matter to get what you want out of the universe.

Spiritual alchemy is what is discussed when "turning base metals into gold" is described. It is a form of mysticism, spiritual self-improvement with analogies to chemical jargon. "Gold" is spiritual perfection, while the lesser "base" metals (such as lead) are impure states of the spirit, unenlightened and full of the problems of mortal life.

Knowledgable alchemists were never trying to make a potion for eternal life or a stone that would transform physical materials into gold.

I seek enlightenment through alchemy.

by Adrian August 29, 2005

reggie bush'd

To be hit extremely hard, like Reggie Bush was in the playoff game against the Philadelphia Eagles.

Damn, that guy was reggie bush'd.

by Adrian January 25, 2007

Metal Gear Solid 3

FUCK San Andreas.
FUCK Halo 2.
FUCK Metroid Prime 2.
THIS is the best game ever.

When I saw the graphics on this game for the first time I almost shit my pants. Not literally, for all you dumbasses out there.

by Adrian November 19, 2004