adrian's definitions

weapon of mass destruction

george w. bush: the ultimate WMD

he can't find any in the middle east because he is one.

by adrian December 23, 2004

barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.

barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.

by Adrian August 9, 2007

emeeting

Talking to someone online or by phone for the first time. Refers to electronic meeting

Goodbye Madeline, it was nice emeeting you!

by Adrian December 23, 2002

ghost recon 2

the sequel to ghost recon. takes place in 2007 on ps2 and 2011 on xbox last time I checked. out now on xbox and coming to ps2 sometime in december.gamecube and pc? next spring suckas. banned in korea because they said the story "went too far"

then the koreans said it was obvious to the rest of the world how much we hated them. it's just a game

by Adrian November 26, 2004

george w. bush

Someone that the US government allows to define torture. I'll tell you what torture is: this jackass running the country.

What next? Will george w. bush be allowed to "define" war and draft?

by Adrian October 5, 2006

Darth Vader syndrome

When someone goes from a whiny little bitch to an unstoppable badass, a la Anakin to Vader in the star wars prequels.

He's suddenly got darth vader syndrome.

by Adrian October 13, 2006

alchemy

The Hermetic science and art of causing change, both physically and spiritually. The term is also used to describe the spiritual practices of chemists from other ancient cultures, such as ancient Chinese "alchemists." In the old days, there was no division seen between spiritual and physical practices, but for the sake of modern obsession with duality, alchemy can be divided into two types.

Practical alchemy _is_ chemisty, studying and manipulating the properties of matter to get what you want out of the universe.

Spiritual alchemy is what is discussed when "turning base metals into gold" is described. It is a form of mysticism, spiritual self-improvement with analogies to chemical jargon. "Gold" is spiritual perfection, while the lesser "base" metals (such as lead) are impure states of the spirit, unenlightened and full of the problems of mortal life.

Knowledgable alchemists were never trying to make a potion for eternal life or a stone that would transform physical materials into gold.

I seek enlightenment through alchemy.

by Adrian August 29, 2005