abingdon posse's definitions

chutney ferret

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

thrunging

death by felching

a. "what happened to gary?"
b. "oh yeah, kev thrunged him last night..."
a. "no shit!"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

spluntz

anal bilge

after the hardcore felching session, alun watkins dribbled spluntz for a week

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

navarramonkson

any form of cannabis purchased in a greasy spanish town

lets go and buy some navarramonkson and get completely fuckered

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

DUBS

a) to cuss someone
b) unlucky/gutted

a) he was being a twat so i gave him dubs
b) he broke his leg.....DUBS!

by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

chunting

death by wizard's sleeve

the red snapper chunted jess last night

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

chiddling

the use of an assortment of farmyard animals for the purposes of sexual gratification

james pargeter chiddled the donkey

by abingdon posse May 19, 2003