Chomez

Defined as the creative half of the Puny Homo and Chomez show!
"Chomez, You are so friggin smaht ked !"
How do you come up with such hillarious content ?
by Abby Normal August 24, 2022
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Margar

1)noun- A large, forceful, and otherwise terrifying person; a giant (8'11" maximum).
2)verb- "to Margar"- to become angry; to stomp around and threaten (often with a machete)in a generally good natured but scary way.
1)When she wore her platform combat boots, she looked like a Margar.

2)When he told me he wasn't going to make me dinner, I went all Margar on him.
by abby normal October 23, 2007
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Cockroached

Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.
When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.

I was COCKROACHED !
by Abby Normal March 25, 2022
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Puny Homo

Miniscule homo-sexual individual unable to lift more than 30 lbs, unassisted.
PN: Technical director of the Puny and Chomez show.
PN: H. Badger
A Puny homo was crushed when attempting to move a transmitter... Film at 11:00
by Abby Normal August 24, 2022
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Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022
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