aShLeY's definitions

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

Bug

A term of indearment

Awww, Zac is such a little love bug.

by Ashley August 24, 2004

fetch

Adj. Variation and shortening of the word 'fetching'. Used to describe something cool and trendy. General usage by females, teeny-boppers. You can almost hear it replied with "Like, totally!" Coined by the movie 'Mean Girls'.

"That new store, Siblings, is SO fetch!"

by Ashley May 21, 2004

fuckin alrite

Goldie looking chain- When something is better than good!

"I'll tell you what that is clart!"
"What is it spa?!"
"Its fuckin alllllrite!"

by Ashley April 6, 2005

shrimper

When it has just rained and you walk with tenis shoes and rolled up jeans through a wet soggy field. You have to roll your jeans up to keep from getting them wet.

Hey, she's dressed like a shrimper!

by Ashley January 2, 2005

tin tin

the goddess of the universe, Ashley's best friend.

tin tin the great sure does make me happy.

by ashley February 13, 2005

opium

The best song ever by Marcy Playground

ooooooo The seasons come for oooooopium

by ashley March 9, 2005