aNoNymous's definitions

Art Art Smit

Name of an imaginary guy found in a 1984 address book. Known for being imaginarily well-to-do.
See also Smart Smart Smit and Snart Snart Smit.

Art Art Smit is a pillar of the imaginary community.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Ungrateful Dipshit

Epim

That ungrateful dipshit is an idiot.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions

(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?

by anonymous August 30, 2004

Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.

She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!

by Anonymous March 20, 2004

bloto

bloto is a very fat lanner.. has been out with eldora, he seems to remind me of the 'starwars kid'

person 1) Holy crap have you seen bloto ..
person 2) Yeah hees over there sitting next to kittie

by anonymous May 31, 2004

fumanchu

a funny lookin' way to have facial hair, usually oriental in style

Hey! Look at the dude with the fumanchu!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Cromulent

Expression used to legitimize another expression of dubious existence. Used in the ironic sense in that it defends the questionable use of an illigitimate or slang word with another made-up expression. The intent of the phrase is generally used in conjunction with insults to high talkers, english majors and otherwise insufferable people who feel the need to correct others. Often accompanied by a punch to the stomach.

You grok what I mean, yo? (person in the know) There is no such word as grok! (Buzz kill) Grok is an exceptionally cromulent word. (street wise hommes)

by Anonymous July 22, 2003