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Valentine's Day

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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cubish

A person of both cuban and irish descent (also works for cuban+polish, cuban+english, etc.)
My mom is irish and my dad is cuban; I'm cubish.
by anonymous March 15, 2003
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Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.
When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.
by Anonymous December 5, 2004
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Black Diamond

A nickname for the popular Disney Home Video logo in which a spark writes "Walt Disney" with the word CLASSICS in a fancy font over a black abstract rhombus-shaped diamond. This series is out of print and are becoming valuable to Disney collectors.
I have an old black diamond print of "Fantasia."
by anonymous November 19, 2004
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Logic

Logic: A system of reasoning.

Synonym: Reason, Judgment, Common sense.
Antonym: Leviathan, Conservatism, George W. Bush.
Leviathan was at his best today, attempting to defy logic.
by anonymous June 12, 2004
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Corsica

Corsica is an island Mediterainian, the capital is Bastia. It was a place first before it was a car you stupid Americans.
I'm going to Corisca in the summer
by anonymous March 20, 2005
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paton

cok-sucka
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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