aNoNymous's definitions

uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.

burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

LostPristinity

A woman of short stature but of curvacous features. Her large breasts make her an optimal sex toy for many men. The Rampage, which doesnt go after many females, will apparently hump this specimen. Although a very sexual creature, the LostPristinity has common sense and is considered "smart". If coming across this creature, you do not have to approach with caution. She WILL sex anyone.

Why cant you be more like a LostPristinity? Im sure a LostPristinity would stick it there!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

midge

Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
Midge

Already done

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

IRC Chick

See Knocked Up and Slut

by Anonymous October 18, 2001

Deadgod

(n) a member of the KMFDMDogma forum who believes he is the guardian of the ethereal plane when he sheds his human shell and grows wings. Holds theory that upon Ragnarok (Nov. 2013), mythical creatures will destroy the human race. SEE -- drug-induced delusions, loser, Bunnicula, crustache, V-8.

Deadgod, you really need to shave off that crustache.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

pickaninny

an offensive, derogatory term for black children

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Benified

same as smokified

by Anonymous November 3, 2003