jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 23, 2003

idiot

A halfwitted mental defective dimwitted ignoramus. See male.

People who have crushes on their sisters are idiots.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Hobsonator

The word "hobsonator" is a term used to describe the ultimate peak of sexual predetation which a man in the UK can ever acheive. Very few have ever reached this stage and only the brave can maintain it.

Hobsonate: To give a girl her ultimate desire in bed and to leave her begging for more.

Highest level of penetration a girl can take cause she can't take no more

Derived from the greatest name ever and based on the teachings of Hobsomatrixism , this phenomenon is taking the UK by storm especially in the North Eastren parts of UK

Warch out ladies!!!! the Hobsonator is in town.

There can only be one Hobsonator bow down and learn from him..........

Girl says: I was hobsonated last night
Guy says: Fucking bastard i wish i was the Hobsonator


To be hosbsonated is a great thing!!!!

(Girl cries out) Someone please hobsonate me!!!!

My friends call me the Hobsonator.....Cum with me if you want to live!!!

by anonymous April 20, 2004

bi-sacksual

Able to use either paper or plastic bags.

MArk told the cashier that they could bag his grocerys in paper or plastic becasue he was bi-sacksual.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

speakeasy

A place where alcohol could be "safely" purchased during the era of prohibition in the USA.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Club Becton

A group of guys from NCSU that is better than you at everything.

Club Becton owns your life.

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

ass tits

Another word for hemroids

Push those ass tits back in there giving me a headache

by Anonymous September 14, 2003