Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Pupcus

The water marks left on a window after a dog has pressed his nose on it.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

goo guzler

A Sperm Burping Gutter Slut

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

sprack

v. to ejaculate.
n. semen.

Peter North spracked one girl's face while slapping another on the ass.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

prettyness

a sarcastic name for a hideous strike that super hideous girl/boy

****=prettyness

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

gaf

Happy Cool Person

you are a GAF

by Anonymous October 30, 2003