aNoNyMoUs's definitions
I got petteded last night
by anonymous May 13, 2005
Get the pettededmug. While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?
He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
Oh gosh! How did you know?
He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
Get the wankermug. Acronym for “Forward Operation Base,” or the various US military bases spread out through Iraq and Afghanistan.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
Get the FOBmug. someone who constantly has social crisises and feels their life can no longer go on because nothing ever works out and everyone is out to get them
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
Get the psychocrisismug. 

