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dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.
I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!
by Anonymous August 22, 2004
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max chostner

single handedly revolutionized the game of basketball with his overwhelming amount of time on the court and his offensive and defensive prowess are unmatched. GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER, also everything he touches turns into a....swish, HOLLA
oh shit peep thhat mad sauce that max chostner is pouring into the net.
by anonymous April 23, 2004
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counterstrike

nothing more to say about this game except for the fact that is is for losers who have no m8s or penis's
who ever plays this game is a complete loser who shouldnt even be allowed to live
i gave up all my friends so that i could play counterstrike

i played counterstrike and look where it got me ( on his way to collect the dole)
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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waki

A white who adopts the mannerisms of a paki.
by anonymous February 16, 2004
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Alf

A fake ass bitch. See Jonathon Stenval or Alf.
by anonymous February 15, 2005
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OEV

I didn't have any OEV's despite smoking 10 grams of salvia.
by anonymous May 20, 2004
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Seductressize

1) A style of 'dance' that is a 'fusion' of striptease, any number of moves from Carmen Electra's 'Aerobic Striptease' instructional DVDs, and some props and costumes.

Technically, this is not a style of dance by any means, however, sex sells and some people who are desperate to get themselves on the market, will slap any description on something if they think it will bring in the 'buyer'.

2) A word that tends to elicit a very angry reaction from REAL bellydancers. Real bellydancers do NOT like to be associated with stripping or striptease in any way, shape, or form.

3) Something women who can't seem to grasp the concept of any other form of physical activity, are very drawn to.
Woman 1: Hey! Wanna come take this funky pole dancing striptease class with me at the local bellydance studio?
Woman 2: You mean... Seductressize?
Woman 1: Yeah! We can like, learn to strip for our boyfriends, and like, burn off the cheesecake and celery we ate for lunch at the same time!
Woman 2: You are like... so smart.
by anonymous July 16, 2006
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