aNoNyMoUs's definitions

Blocko

1.) A sexual virgin.

2.) A sexually repressed individual.

3.) A "man" who buys tampons for his "friend with benefits" while every other cock does her like there is no tomorrow.

4.) Jan, a male with a female name.

If you don't ravage that chick, I'm gonna have to call you Blocko.

You're suck a Jan.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

statia

Loser. Shallow. Flake

God, Gary Coleman is such a statia

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

yard sale

A place where a bunch of junk that you dont want anymore is for sale. Usually a bunch of old people come and buy it for their grandchildren. Stuff there is usually dirt cheap.

Grandma: I bought you a new shirt from a yard sale, it was only a quarter!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

rotflmaobbq

roll on the floor laughing my ass off barbeque

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Strongbad

creator of TROGDOR!!!! the dragon who comes in the NNNNNiiiIIIIiiiiGGGGggggHHHHhhhTTTTttttt!!!!! also installed a lightswitch for the cheat.

Dear StrongBad,

can you draw a dragon? i want to see your skills of an artist.

Your Friend,
(insert name here)

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Bard

Dungeons and Dragons - A bothersome character which annoys the real tanks, such as fighters and barbarians, and serves no real purpose, other than to look stupid and get smashed into the earth by a golem.

Bards are only good as diversions or dragon chow. They are almost always elves or half-elves which is not too surprising due to the fact that 99% of the players of D&D are elves or half-elves.

Fighter/Barbarian: "I saw a half-elf Bard once try to use Charm Monster on a Dragon. He's fertilizer now... I then slew the dragon in less than three rounds."

by Anonymous October 27, 2003