Definitions by aNoNyMoUs

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters 

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters by Anonymous January 8, 2003

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Weenie

Someone who likes "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," but only bothers to see it on Halloween. The next lowest thing to being a Virgin.

Marla's a Weenie, she only goes to Rocky on Halloween.

Weenie by Anonymous January 8, 2003

beretta 

A gun

If you mess with my family, you are going to meet my beretta

beretta by Anonymous January 8, 2003

loves the cock 

Derogatory term for some of homosexual tendancies.

"See that bloke there, he LOVES THE COCK"

loves the cock by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Bippy-Twat 

bippy

Bippy-Twat by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Rocky Whore 

The highest (and often most annoying) level of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" fan. Someone who not only spends every possible minute doing something Rocky-related, but also hangs about the cast and tries to suck up for a role. Often sucks at acting, winds up being let in the cast out of pity, and is usually stuck playing a Trannie, with hopes of someday playing Riff or Magenta. People like this are usually underage and immature, and one bad experience will usually turn them off Rocky for ever.

That Josie interrupted our rehearsal by bringing us cookies AGAIN. She's such a Rocky Whore, she needs to get a life.

Rocky Whore by Anonymous January 8, 2003