aLeX's definitions
1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
Get the lardass ninjamug. "An air borne parasitic pathogen which infects the host and causes the host to have an "ungodly" craving to grope the crotch of young boys"
"The priest came down with a bad case of Shandonitis and had to be contained in order to keep him away from the crotch of Kevin the young Alter boy"
by Alex October 27, 2002
Get the Solightinitismug. 
Get the kumquatmug. when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts
by Alex April 27, 2004
Get the cheese gratermug. by alex November 23, 2004
Get the hash bashmug. The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.
Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.
Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.
"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."
by Alex January 21, 2004
Get the sharkingmug.