aLeX's definitions

dumbass

dumbass - noun/adj.

1.) a stupid person
2.) a stupid descison
3.) george bush.
related to idiot

Tom, you're such a dumbass.

Tom, that was a dumbass descision.

by alex December 20, 2003

california cookie

California cookie consists of a man ejauculating on a womans stomach and filling up the belly button, once the seman dries and becomes hard the woman peels it off and eats the jiz cookie

kyle blew such a big load in my belly button the, california coookie was huge!

by Alex March 24, 2005

RAD

Computer term: "Rapid Application Devolopment" Software used to devolop software easily and fast. RAD software usually does most of the work for you.
See term 2 of IDE.

Delphi 7 is RAD software.

by Alex January 16, 2004

metrobilly

A person who displays the characteristics of both a metrosexual and rockabilly. A portmanteau word combining metrosexual with rockabilly.

That guy is drinking a cosmopolitan and has pompadour. What a metrobilly!

by Alex December 25, 2004

smoking the pole

the act of sucking ones dick

Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!

by Alex April 6, 2004

woad

Name of a flower that yields a blue coloured ink. Also can be used to describe facepainting that was used by the scots. (think Braveheart here)

Woads are beautiful flowers.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.

by Alex January 22, 2004

Harry and the Potters

A band composed of brothers Paul and Joe, from a town near Boston in Massachusetts. Dedicated to the Harry Potter novels by J K Rowling, the boys formed a rock n' roll band that promotes literacy AND kicks ass. They rock libraries across the nation and write the best songs that could ever possibly be written about playing chess and saving your best friend's sister. Their website is: www.eskimolabs.com/hp

Singing along with a Harry and the Potters song, she droned, "Because I'd rather not talk about your dead. Ex. Boyfriends over coffee."

by Alex November 27, 2004