aLeX's definitions

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

GLAAD

homosexual hate group that goes after the wrong people (ex: conservative radio talk show hosts) while letting blatant stereotyping and using straights AND gays as pawns for profit run rampant (ex: Jack on Will & Grace, The Fab Five on Queer Eye, Boy Meets Boy, Discovery channel home decorating/makeover shows, anybody who uses the word "fabulous" too much or acts completely feminine)

Those morons at GLAAD played a part in taking Mike Savage off of PMSNBC while preaching for tolerance. Hypocrisy at it's worst.

by Alex August 17, 2003

G5 uber rape

A high level of sexual activity. A strong fucking or high level of intimacy. Also you can just say G5

G5 uber rape! *thrusts pelvis at friend*
Dude just G5 that bitch!

by alex April 2, 2005

nt

1. noob topic

a noob topic in a message board

What Is Counterstrike (nt)

by Alex July 16, 2004

Lesbionic

1. Having, or refering to, lesbian tendancies; 2. Any reference to lesbian tendancies.

"That woman is acting quite lesbionic, do you think she's a lesbian?"

by alex February 22, 2005

POCAHONTAS

popcorn orange cat anal happy ostrige nostrol tub ass sex!
a type of intercourse whcih involves eating popcorn and oranges while petting a cat up the bum being happy...making noises like ostriges picking ur nostrols in the tub

You perform great POCAHONTAS!!! SO AMAZING!

by Alex June 16, 2003

wisening

same as wising, but used by Alexs around the world to create an air of intelligence while in reality only creating confusion.

Creating a new version after the first is done is really easy, so I guess they're wisening up and lowering budgets.

by Alex June 20, 2006