myspace

Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face)

Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar!

by Allie March 24, 2005

potard

poser/retard

Your such a potard!

by allie September 05, 2003

hilton sisters

the Olson twins from hell

satan's little angels

by allie May 13, 2005

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 29, 2003

chazzerwazzer

someone who gets horny from cheese

that chazzerwazzer was so bangin

by Allie March 22, 2003

poopstick

during volleyball, when a girl has their hair in a ponytail, then braided.. it's called a poopstick

"omg that girl w/ the poopstick just had an amazing block!"

by allie March 05, 2005

absinthe

Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.

Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:

by Allie March 28, 2005