aLEx's definitions

gay marriage

Something that should be legal. It is unconstitutional to have it illegal for your religious reasons. It is okay to not like it because of religion, so you don't have to approve of it, but if you say they can't get married because your religion says that, your forcing your religion on them and our government. Seperation of church and state

Gay marriage should be legal

by Alex June 18, 2006

mindless self indulgence

soundtrack to the life of a tormented suburban cry baby. Hell yeah... I love it!

....none needed

by Alex November 18, 2003

weed

1) an unwanted plant that grows in an unwanted place

2) to weed (verb) the act of destroying weeds in a garden or field

3) a delightful treat for those who have done the weeding well

that *weed* is destroying my hideranger!

please *weed* the garden

once you have weeded the garden, i will give you some *weed*

by alex December 9, 2004

AK-74

Kalashnikov designed weapon, reformed from the AK-47. It is the main stay of the Russian Infantry. It has a 5.45 x 39mm bullet. More like the 5.56mm which the American M-16A2 uses. It is much more accurate and more muzzle velocity. Simple terms, a very much improved AK-47.
Calibur-5.45 x 39mm
Weight-3.3kg unloaded 3.9 loaded
Barrel-415mm
Rate of Fire-600-650 rds/min
Operation-Gas
Length-943mm
Rifling-4 grooves rh, 1 turn in 196mm
Muzzle velocity-900m/s
Effective range-500m (50 short of M-16a2)

A Russian infanry team with AK-74's dispatched a terrorist squad with AK-47's at a long range.

The M-16A2 has more range and piercing power, but the AK-74 is more durable.

by alex June 24, 2003

lemonz

he likes lemons and is a lemon but he also likes chicken poo and chicken pie with a drop of gimp juice.

I picked a lemonz off my tree

by alex December 22, 2004

ashtray girl

The word for your female sexual partner who you get sexual excitement from when you use her to extinguish cigarettes.

Ouch.

"I hold an image of the ashtray girl by the cigarette burns on my chest" - Placebo - This Picture

by aLeX July 16, 2008

cuzrag

Any item not intended to be a cumrag, but is used as one.

That Jerk used my notebook as a cuzrag!

by Alex August 11, 2004