A woman who looks incredibly tasty when one is pissed at 2 in the morning, but the thought of whom turns one's stomach in the sober light of day.
by Alex January 19, 2004

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.
We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.
by Alex December 15, 2003

by Alex May 22, 2003

Arghh, i was having sex with ur mum, and she told me she needed it from behind, that dirty sodimist.
by alex December 16, 2004

by Alex March 27, 2003

when you take a twissler and put it in someones mouth until they gag and without wakeing them up put the twissler in there nose.
by Alex February 11, 2005
